Well, the people of Keene have spoken, and clearly they prefer to see me as Governor than as Mayor.
Therefore, I am announcing my run for Governor today.
Major things that Nobody will do when Nobody is Governor:
- Order the State Police and National Guard to oppose enforcement of all unconstitutional gun laws in New Hampshire
- Pardon every non-violent drug conviction in New Hampshire history!
- Pardon every non-violent, consensual prostitution conviction in New Hampshire history
- Pardon every gambling conviction in history!
- Release list of crooked cops
- Zero tolerance for Law Enforcement misconduct
||Nobody, Executive Director, 420 Foundation
||Media and All Concerned
||Assembly to Demand Redress of Grievance
||2019-09-28 @ 4:20PM
||Central Square, Keene, New Hampshire
On Saturday, Sept 28, the 420 Foundation will be hosting a peaceful assembly to demand redress of the grievances of the victims of the drug war, and to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the founding of the 420 Foundation, and its 420 rallies.
We have made a lot of progress in 10 years, but we have a long way left to go. We have gained medical, we have gained decriminalization, we have, most recently, loosened the cruel and pointless constraints on medical marijuana. Most importantly, we have won the hearts and minds of the people but we are not done. We must serve notice that the people will not be satisfied until the crime against humanity that is the “war on drugs” is over and those responsible brought to justice, or at least to peace.
Cannabis users are not disposable people. Whether we use it for medical, spiritual, or recreational purposes, we retain our rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, even if we seek that happiness through unapproved chemical means.
Nobody will be speaking about his campaigns for mayor, governor and vice-president.
Also, he will present his plan to win the “war on drugs” by emulating the examples of Portugal and Sweden, and why the fight is taking so long.
Bring your own bud, and some to share!
Though we are safer due to decriminalization, be careful if you have more than 21 grams.
The rally will be Sept 28, at Central Square, Keene, New Hampshire, at 4:20pm.
At some point, we’ll have actual yard signs available in real life, however for now if you’d like to have your own printed, no matter where you live, here are the graphics you can send to your favorite printer:
Side 1 PDF
Side 2 PDF
A fine endorsement today from the Union Leader:
Keene’s Nobody: Surely, he can beat apathy by a nose
Aug 24, 2019
Given some of the past fields of political candidates, we always thought the option of “none-of-the-above” would win more than once if included on a ballot. That option may have won a New Hampshire Republican congressional primary back in the 1970s in a field so weak that John Adams came in first. (It wasn’t THE John Adams but the speculation is that voters were hoping against hope.)
Given the candidate options in Keene for a coming municipal election, it’s just as well that “none-of-the-above” won’t be listed. How would voters ever decide between “none” and Nobody?
A Keene man, having legally changed his name to Nobody, says he is running “because Nobody knows how to run your life better than you do. Nobody deserves that kind of power, and Nobody tells the truth anymore, and I want to be that guy.”
(Note to DNC: Surely Nobody deserves a seat at your next presidential debate.)
He didn’t say it yet but clearly, his slogans will include an affirmation that Nobody can fight city hall. As for a campaign song, it must be, it has to be, “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.”
Nobody knows how to fix the economy.
Nobody knows how to fix our foreign policy.
Nobody knows how to eliminate the national debt.
Nobody knows that #TaxationIsTheft
Because Nobody knows how to live your life better than you do,
and Nobody deserves that kind of power!