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A fine endorsement today from the Union Leader:

Keene’s Nobody: Surely, he can beat apathy by a nose

Aug 24, 2019

Given some of the past fields of political candidates, we always thought the option of “none-of-the-above” would win more than once if included on a ballot. That option may have won a New Hampshire Republican congressional primary back in the 1970s in a field so weak that John Adams came in first. (It wasn’t THE John Adams but the speculation is that voters were hoping against hope.)

Given the candidate options in Keene for a coming municipal election, it’s just as well that “none-of-the-above” won’t be listed. How would voters ever decide between “none” and Nobody?

A Keene man, having legally changed his name to Nobody, says he is running “because Nobody knows how to run your life better than you do. Nobody deserves that kind of power, and Nobody tells the truth anymore, and I want to be that guy.”

(Note to DNC: Surely Nobody deserves a seat at your next presidential debate.)

He didn’t say it yet but clearly, his slogans will include an affirmation that Nobody can fight city hall. As for a campaign song, it must be, it has to be, “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.”

Hallelujah!

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Nobody Enters Keene Mayoral Race


Posted on Aug 21, 2019

Elect Nobody! Elect Nobody!

At this time the campaign is totally volunteer and not accepting campaign contributions.  However, you may send Paypal to contribute@freekeene.com – everything sent to that address from now through the election will be given to Nobody.  Remember, your donations are going to Nobody and are not campaign contributions.

At this time, the campaign is decentralized.  Meaning, if you want signs for your yard, please do make them and put them up!  There are some designs online and we will be releasing a design soon.

A wallet has been created to hold donations to Nobody. Although these are not campaign contributions, Nobody may spend at least as much money as received here on the campaign.

Cryptocurrency gifts can be sent to:

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Elect Nobody!


Posted on Jul 26, 2019

Nobody knows how to fix the economy.
Nobody knows how to fix our foreign policy.
Nobody knows how to eliminate the national debt.
Nobody knows that #TaxationIsTheft

Elect Nobody!
Because Nobody knows how to live your life better than you do,

and Nobody deserves that kind of power!

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