Posts by Nobody


For those who have not seen it, here is the video of the resolution of the machete case.

I’d like to address two criticisms that I heard:

1) “Your license was suspended, so they should have arrested you, why are you complaining?”

If they had just arrested me for Operating while Suspended, the case would be no big deal.

But charging me with a felony while knowing I was innocent is dirty pool, and it has to be addressed.

2) “You knew they might arrest you for the machete. Why did you have it in your trunk?”

Yes, I knew they might arrest me for the machete. I’m sure this happens to people all the time. Many of those people were probably intimidated into taking a plea and doing 3 months in jail, as they tried to do to me.

But I was not breaking the law, and it is their job to know what the the law says and to enforce it. It is not “enforcing the law” when you prosecute someone you know to be innocent.

Also, to prosecute me for a machete implies that they could prosecute me for using a sharp knife while eating a steak .. or for doing my job, since at the time I worked as a dishwasher in a steakhouse, and if you go with their “You cannot have anything hard, heavy, or sharp” interpretation of the law, I could never handle ANY tool … not even a car!

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Nobody speaks to NH Senate Committee


Posted on Feb 29, 2020

Here is Nobody speaking at a hearing on HB-1648.

I like the approach of decriminalization without creating a licensed distribution network.

But we must decriminalize sales, as well!

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Nobody on 7News Boston!

Nobody on 7News Boston!


Posted on Oct 31, 2019

A bit of media coverage. This is from when I was running for Mayor of Keene. I am now running for New Hampshire Governor!

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My name is Nobody, and I am running to be the next Governor of New Hampshire. This is an official policy statement:

If elected as Governor, I will pardon every single New Hampshire victim of the War on Drugs.

The War on Drugs is a human rights nightmare. It was created by the Nixon administration for the purpose of suppressing two cultures that Nixon considered to be enemies: hippies, and blacks.

In the words of his former domestic policy chief, John Ehrlichman,

“We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin. And then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities,” Ehrlichman said. “We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.” CNN

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Nobody should be your Governor!


Posted on Oct 11, 2019

Well, the people of Keene have spoken, and clearly they prefer to see me as Governor than as Mayor.

Therefore, I am announcing my run for Governor today.

Major things that Nobody will do when Nobody is Governor:

  • Order the State Police and National Guard to oppose enforcement of all unconstitutional gun laws in New Hampshire
  • Pardon every non-violent drug conviction in New Hampshire history!
  • Pardon every non-violent, consensual prostitution conviction in New Hampshire history
  • Pardon every gambling conviction in history!
  • Release list of crooked cops
  • Zero tolerance for Law Enforcement misconduct
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