Well, the people of Keene have spoken, and clearly they prefer to see me as Governor than as Mayor.
Therefore, I am announcing my run for Governor today.
Major things that Nobody will do when Nobody is Governor:
- Order the State Police and National Guard to oppose enforcement of all unconstitutional gun laws in New Hampshire
- Pardon every non-violent drug conviction in New Hampshire history!
- Pardon every non-violent, consensual prostitution conviction in New Hampshire history
- Pardon every gambling conviction in history!
- Release list of crooked cops
- Zero tolerance for Law Enforcement misconduct